Daily List: Funny reviews for terrible movies

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Some movies are practically worthless. These movies, however, are so bad that they have value, even if it’s only to laugh at what other people had to say about them.

[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]The Last Airbender (2010)

“M. Night Shyamalan’s big-screen live-action version of the popular Nickelodeon animated TV series constitutes a form of Chinese water torture in which tin-ear line-readings take the place of drips.” –Joe Morgenstern, Wall Street Journal

[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]KAZAM! (1996)

As for Shaquille O’Neal, given his own three wishes the next time, he should go for a script, a director and an interesting character.” –Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)

“A paralyzingly dopey mess, Pluto sat on the shelf for more than a year while Warner Bros. tried to inject some life into it. You might as well try to revive a stuffed moose.” –David Hiltbrand, Philadelphia Inquirer

[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]Disaster Movie (2008)

“It’s too easy to say Disaster Movie deserves its title, but why put more effort into trashing it than the filmmakers did into writing it?” –Sam Adams, AV Club

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Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004)

“More than just another sequel that no one was clamoring to see, this is that rare follow-up that’s actually twice as good as the original and is still a piece of junk.” –John Monaghan, Detroit Free Press[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]

Who’s Your Caddy? (2007)

“The snooty country club is one of the easiest institutions to lampoon. So why does Who’s Your Caddy? make us feel almost sorry for the power elite?” –John Monaghan, Detroit Free Press[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]

Babylon A.D. (2008)

“’I’m very unhappy with the film,’ the director recently told an online magazine. Join the club.” –Jason Anderson, Globe and Mail[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_column_text]

Paranoia (2013)

You’re not paranoid — it really is bad.” -Frank Lovece, Newsday[/vc_column_text][/vc_column][/vc_row]